Micro$oft Cars

If Microsoft was to enter the vehicle business... I just wonder how the scene would be...
Well, let's try to imagine, Can we?

• Each time they repaint the lines on road, You'd have to buy a new car.
• You need to create Admin or Limited User seats before using the car, plus only one person can use the car at a time, unless you bought Car NT, for which you'd have to buy Admin or Limited User seats.
• New Admin or limited user seats will force everyone's ass to be of the same size.
• The car may restart itself. But if that happens you'll have to begin the journey all over again.
• In care of accident, Air Bags would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
• If radiator overheats, the Blue Screen of Death would appear on windshield.
• Navigation system must reboot each time the car is started.
• The car may stop responding, and you'd have to close all windows and reboot. Be sure not to suffocate yourself to death while rebooting as all windows will be closed.
• If the car's engine doesn't start, disassemble and reassemble it. Trust me, problem solved.
• Car will only be compatible with Microsoft Gas but you'd be able to run it on third party OpenGas.ORG
• The Headlights, Steering Wheel, Brakes, Paint will be sold separately in the Microsoft Car Plus or Microsoft Car Power Toys pack.
  

So, Browse the Web while driving these cars and wonder why they crash so often!

P.S. I recently found out that Microsoft gets their new employees DNA checked to ensure that they are Humans. This is to stop all Apples and Penguins from infiltrating Microsoft Empire. ;)